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DANKOF'S PALEO-CON ADVICE TO THE IRANIAN ON OVERTHROWING THE IRI REGIME

Mark Dankof
Dec. 8, 2004

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Neocon Watch:

Wednesday, A Paleo-Con's Advice to "The Iranian" on How to Overthrow the IRI Regime by Mark Dankof Siamack Baniameri The Iranian RE:

Siamack:

In reference to your observation in The Iranian that you will support an overthrow of the IRI regime in Iran only with the qualified understanding that:

". . . And I'll be willing to participate in the next Iranian revolution only if the leader is a delusional cross dresser who aspires to be a crack-addict-rock-star with bad inflammation, violent temper and a knack for inserting sharp objects in his ... throat. That's my kind of a leader.

"I'll not participate in velvet revolutions. That's gay. I also refuse to be a part of any kind of sit-ins, hunger strikes, passive resistance or nonviolence movements. I'm sorry but I do not sing Kumbaya. I would like the next Iranian revolution to be sexy and bloody. I have a few people in my shit-list that I need to pay a visit. I envision the next Iranian revolution as kind of like MTV meets Aljazeera: hardcore avant-garde rap yet politically incorrect and traditional.

"I would like to form a revolutionary party with militant prostitutes and activist pimps. I also like to merge the party with fundamentalist drug addicts and radical panhandlers. I will form a military wing for the party and outsource it to the former members of Taliban who left Afghanistan due to the lack of adequate five-star vacation beach resorts. I also would like to eventually elevate the party's status to Code Orange.

"I will charge a twenty-dollar annual fee for all party members except those who are willing to participate in an experiment to study the affect of suppository chemical weapons. The party leaders will be selected among members who can survive a weekend of hardcore orgy with a group of pissed off lesbian grandmothers. "

We are both on the same team in wanting a new regime in Iran. However I advocate the use of fully dressed, monogamous heterosexuals who like Ike Eisenhower, watching Vic Morrow on Combat!, and listening to the great American country music star Eddy Arnold (http://www.eddyarnold.com).

Translation: no Fags, Cross-Dressers, Kerry voters, Commies, Tree-Huggers or modern American poetry readers. Hafez and Khayyam are OK by me, however

And an American advisory post for my friend, Pat Buchanan, in the aftermath.

Thanks,

Mark (Dankof)

http://www.MarkDankof.com

http://batr.net/neoconwatch/ neocons "counterfeit conservatives" exposed - genuine traditionalists championed - America First will restore the Republic

Wednesday, December 08, 2004

A Paleo-Con's Advice to "The Iranian" on How to Overthrow the IRI Regime by Mark Dankof

Siamack Baniameri The Iranian RE:

Siamack:

In reference to your observation in The Iranian that you will support an overthrow of the IRI regime in Iran only with the qualified understanding that:

". . . And I'll be willing to participate in the next Iranian revolution only if the leader is a delusional cross dresser who aspires to be a crack-addict-rock-star with bad inflammation, violent temper and a knack for inserting sharp objects in his ... throat. That's my kind of a leader.

"I'll not participate in velvet revolutions. That's gay. I also refuse to be a part of any kind of sit-ins, hunger strikes, passive resistance or nonviolence movements. I'm sorry but I do not sing Kumbaya. I would like the next Iranian revolution to be sexy and bloody. I have a few people in my shit-list that I need to pay a visit. I envision the next Iranian revolution as kind of like MTV meets Aljazeera: hardcore avant-garde rap yet politically incorrect and traditional.

"I would like to form a revolutionary party with militant prostitutes and activist pimps. I also like to merge the party with fundamentalist drug addicts and radical panhandlers. I will form a military wing for the party and outsource it to the former members of Taliban who left Afghanistan due to the lack of adequate five-star vacation beach resorts. I also would like to eventually elevate the party's status to Code Orange.

"I will charge a twenty-dollar annual fee for all party members except those who are willing to participate in an experiment to study the affect of suppository chemical weapons. The party leaders will be selected among members who can survive a weekend of hardcore orgy with a group of pissed off lesbian grandmothers. "

We are both on the same team in wanting a new regime in Iran. However I advocate the use of fully dressed, monogamous heterosexuals who like Ike Eisenhower, watching Vic Morrow on Combat!, and listening to the great American country music star Eddy Arnold.

Translation: no Fags, Cross-Dressers, Kerry voters, Commies, Tree-Huggers or modern American poetry readers. Hafez and Khayyam are OK by me, however

And an American advisory post for my friend, Pat Buchanan, in the aftermath.

Thanks,

Mark (Dankof)


http://www.MarkDankof.com <>
http://batr.net/neoconwatch/

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